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portal defenders guide!

Posted by gorehaunter - June 12th, 2009


hey people!
portal defenders is a very good game, but too hard... kind of.. is it?

well this guide will really help you.

the kitty crew doesn't have any "special" powers to shoot out lasers and chainsaws or any of that stuff. but i DO think they have a very nice reach. there is no need to waste bombs here. first, go to the upper left corner. as soon as a enemy comes out, go directly to him. hit, hit and hit. when you do this, you will encounter the 2nd enemy. keep attacking, now you are juggling 2, and so on. a cat might come behind you. this is completly ok. just move away and keep on hitting. you will susceed probably.

the big kitty might be harder. you must be on the upper right side. then, do the same thing before, including the boss. dont keep going past the boss! but DO keep attacking. you will get damaged like 1/6 of your health, but you can recover. MOVE AWAY FROM THE X! ITS NOT THE HEALTH AREA!!!

actionsckrip guys are very idiotic is must tell you. when one is behind one, go towards them. they will both do the saw move, but one will get hit. you can always jump over the saws. go use 1 bomb! it will be useful. BOMBS CAN DAMAGE A HALF OF AN ENEMY'S LIFE OR MORE. (even up to 4/5 the health). but that doesn't mean to go in a place with no enemies, and rapidly tap the "D" button. not even with bosses!(because it wont work)

many of you think phychogoldfish is hard. this is not true. first, kill the minions, then hit phygoldfish into a corner, or the edge of a screen. rapidly press asasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasasa.

ZAMBO >>>> i hope you gathered the blood in one area! they serve 2 points. anyways, move yourself into an edge, and then press "up right down up right down up right down...." press each key 2 secs (clock-based. look at the clock seconds!!!). if done correctly, yeah... you will get something like a 84%.

lil jim unlocked!!!!! HHHHHOOOOORRRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! i consider tom and jim as the best charactor in the game. i must tell you that the british bombs are the finist. you know what is jim's "hidden" abilty is? the enemies he fight are like 75% that they will drop a gut! (and again, really nice bombs)

do not do the same thing you did with the chainsaws for the poker bolts.

DO NOT PYSICALLY FIGHT MINDCHAMBER!!!!!! IF YOU DO, I WILL FIND OUT YOUR ADDRESS AND TERMINATE YOU LIKE A RUBBER BUNNY!!!!!!REFLECT HIS FREAKING BOMBS!!! IF YOU DONT, YOU SHALL GET TERMINATED LIKE A PLASTIC BUNNY!!!! DONT LAY YOUR FINGERS ON A,S, OR D OR I SHALL TERMINATE YOU LIKE A MINI-ELEPHANT!!! WAIT A MINUTE..... YOU! GHOST! DONT PRESS THE CAPS LLOOOCCKKK BBBBBUUUUTTTTTOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
! NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! AHHHHhhhhhhhhhh....

the casino treasure thing is easy. crown poo hand

accept the vendetta :) dont eat guts

move to upper right.... gosh! im tired of writing!ok... move to upper LEFT corner and whoever comes,
shoot a bomb. then beat him up in a juggle. if the person is sardonic samurai, it's good news! (lower health)

use at least 3 bombs in this stage. i suggest beating up eyelovepoozy first. dont juggle 2 or 3 people!!!

yes, isnt ground stamper annoying! (sunglass guy) beat him up in a combo. when he falls to the ground, move south. when he stands up, go beat him up in a mini combo, move away... keep doing this. when in the baloon madness, beat.. i mean KILL jeff. then beat the inflated maniac up.

wadolf!!!!! oh boy... is HE terrible!

dont waste time on zombies. oh yeah, if you saved bombs, BAD idea! be addicted to wasting bombs.
keep wadolf in a combo. when he is lazering, attack him from BEHIND!!!!. if you saved guts, BAD idea! zombies will proudly eat the guts for you! (only zombies, people dont do this) tom is awesome in this level.

-later update will be available for this guide-

portal defenders guide!


Comments

wadolf is so damn hard.

just dont save stuff. waste,waste, and waste. also, when in the lazer, rapidly press D. if lucky, (23%) when will get hit, and stop that half-life takeawayer

edit>>> 1 minute after the reply: i mean spend,spend and spend

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run away! its a "lol" man! (seriously)

thanks for this awesome shit you help me a ton

English isn't your first language, is it?